Whoa baby, i can't believe you're mine

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
wndw-plntr:

"i am a flower go away"

wndw-plntr:

"i am a flower go away"

panda-in-recovery:

"Skip dinner, wake up th -" anks to hunger pains, being moody and exhausted, constantly thinking about food, feeling dizzy and having a headache.

Don’t skip dinner. Don’t skip any meal.

earthlyflowerchild:

I would like to eat yummy peaches with you naked in a warm bath full of flower petals.